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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2003 17:50:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>run-down of the show on the 25th:&lt;br /&gt;3 bands - all crappy&lt;br /&gt;full blown chaos - really good&lt;br /&gt;out to win - ok, i liked them better as mushmouth&lt;br /&gt;all out war - best band ever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in case anyone was wondering, the U of D is gayer than life.  i sign up for 18 credits and get 6? what kind of fucked up shit is that?  and now all the classes are full so i cant add any.  thank you university of delaware...you get an a+.  you think after 50 years of making schedules they could get it right, but no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im really tired of this &quot;we dont play shows anymore&quot; nonsense.  my weekends have sucked because of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in short, fuck the ud, work is boring, im tired, and i need a haircut real bad.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2003 22:46:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>oooooo shit, i got you good you fucker!</title>
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  <description>i had some nice long post in here the other day and my computer decided to be gayer than life and delete it.  oh well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;all out wizzar tomorrow, nuccas.  if anyone wants to come i still have an extra seat in my car.  i cant wait.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im so bored because there is nothing to do, so part of me wants to go back to school.  but the other part of me knows that id much rather be sitting home stroking than going to class...especially when its 16 degrees out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nothing else to say, ill update sunday and tell all about the show.  one.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2003 20:38:34 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>5 Facts About Me ... &lt;br /&gt;1. i mack hoes like trucks&lt;br /&gt;2. i smoke mad weed&lt;br /&gt;3. i put dennis on his knees at mortal kombat&lt;br /&gt;4. &quot;i like pizza&quot; - wp&lt;br /&gt;5. bitches cant get enough of this oscar mayer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 Things I&apos;d Like To Do Before I Die ... &lt;br /&gt;1. make out with avril&lt;br /&gt;2. tour forever&lt;br /&gt;3. beat up girls&lt;br /&gt;4. something else&lt;br /&gt;5. another thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actors/Actresses I Love.. &lt;br /&gt;1. adam sandler&lt;br /&gt;2. eddie murphy&lt;br /&gt;3. allison hannigan&lt;br /&gt;4. brittany murphy&lt;br /&gt;5. jenteal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Name Your Fav Band/Artist That Starts w/ Each Letter: &lt;br /&gt;A - all out war&lt;br /&gt;B - brand new&lt;br /&gt;C - cradle of filth&lt;br /&gt;D - dimmu borgir&lt;br /&gt;E - endless....sike!&lt;br /&gt;F - foo fighters&lt;br /&gt;G - god forbid&lt;br /&gt;H - hatebreed&lt;br /&gt;I - in flames&lt;br /&gt;J - johnny rebel&lt;br /&gt;K - keepsake&lt;br /&gt;L - lamb of god&lt;br /&gt;M - the movielife&lt;br /&gt;N - nora&lt;br /&gt;O - outkast&lt;br /&gt;P - poison&lt;br /&gt;Q - quiet riot&lt;br /&gt;R - the red chord&lt;br /&gt;S - sepultura&lt;br /&gt;T - taking back sunday&lt;br /&gt;U - unearth&lt;br /&gt;V - van halen&lt;br /&gt;W - with blood on our hands/weezer&lt;br /&gt;X - xlooking forwardx&lt;br /&gt;Y - yanni?&lt;br /&gt;Z - zao</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2003 00:51:06 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>like i said, i never remember to update this shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im not in school, so that is the shit.  fuck school, seriously.  i forgot how much i love to sleep.  im glad im not taking winter session like all the other nuccas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i really havent done a damn thing since school has let out...nothing to show for anyway.  all i do is play trilogy, guitar, go online, work, and sleep.  its great.  im such a lazy fuck when it comes down to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;our show saturday was so good.  we actually played really good.  too bad we didnt sell anything because we&apos;ve played aston 500 times and everyone thats going to buy our shit already has...we should really start to play other areas, but the response we get there is always pretty good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont know what else to say, and i probaly wont update this again for about another month because ill forget.  so see you then!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fuck shit fuck!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2002 18:20:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>me and dennis are mortal kombat champions</title>
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  <description>i never remember to update this thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i just found a book i borrowed from the morris library that was due back november 11th, thats probably not a good thing.  oh well, fuck school, thats what they get for spacing my exams so far apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i apologize to anyone that saw us play on the 7th.  i promise next time we wont sound like ass.  and if anyone has ideas for shirts, let me know because the new merch will be coming out soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone wanna go to the titty bar with me, steve graham, and jess this weekend, holla.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2002 23:03:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>you fucking cunt.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2002 08:17:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>so tired, but cant sleep</title>
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  <description>series one: currents&lt;br /&gt;Current mood: pessimistic&lt;br /&gt;Current music: anything energetic&lt;br /&gt;Current taste: andy capp’s hot fries&lt;br /&gt;Current hair: dead cells&lt;br /&gt;Current clothes: white t shirt and cargo fleece pants&lt;br /&gt;Current annoyance: not answering cell phones&lt;br /&gt;Current smell: Adidas Moves&lt;br /&gt;Current desktop picture: domo-kun&lt;br /&gt;Current favorite artist: I don’t really have one&lt;br /&gt;Current book: I don’t read by choice&lt;br /&gt;Current color of toenails: skin?&lt;br /&gt;Current worry: ………yea&lt;br /&gt;Current crush: see below&lt;br /&gt;Current hate: see above&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;series two: you&lt;br /&gt;Name: will&lt;br /&gt;Birthday: 30 March 1983&lt;br /&gt;Current Location: wilmington, DE.&lt;br /&gt;Eye Color: blue.&lt;br /&gt;Hair Color: brown, some say dirty blonde but they are stupid and wrong&lt;br /&gt;Righty or Lefty: righty&lt;br /&gt;Zodiac Sign: aries&lt;br /&gt;Innie or Outtie: innie.&lt;br /&gt;Font: courier 10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;series three: your favorite&lt;br /&gt;Music: doesn’t matter&lt;br /&gt;Cartoon: the simpsons or futurama&lt;br /&gt;Color: blue&lt;br /&gt;Slushy Flavor: blue, can never go wrong with blue&lt;br /&gt;Magazine: sport compact car&lt;br /&gt;TV Show: see cartoon&lt;br /&gt;Language: english, fuck the rest&lt;br /&gt;Food &amp; Beverage: denny’s new double cheeseburger and sprite&lt;br /&gt;Subject in School: criminal justice&lt;br /&gt;Weekend Activity: playing football, even though its not on the weekends&lt;br /&gt;Ice Cream Flavor: cookie dough&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;series four: what is&lt;br /&gt;Your most over used phrase on aol/icq: I heard that&lt;br /&gt;The first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning: fuck, I didn’t study chaper 8&lt;br /&gt;The last image/thought you go to sleep with: ?&lt;br /&gt;The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: the obvious…..personality&lt;br /&gt;The Best Name for a Butler: bitch&lt;br /&gt;The wussiest sport: golf&lt;br /&gt;Your bedtime: like 1130, I&apos;m always tired&lt;br /&gt;Your greatest fear: being left&lt;br /&gt;Your greatest accomplishment: being where I am&lt;br /&gt;Your most missed memory: none yet I guess&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;series five: you prefer&lt;br /&gt;Pepsi or coke: coke&lt;br /&gt;McDonald&apos;s or Burger King: burger king&lt;br /&gt;Single or group dates: single&lt;br /&gt;Adidas or nike: adidas&lt;br /&gt;Chicken nuggets or chicken fingers: chicken fingers&lt;br /&gt;Dogs or cats: dogs&lt;br /&gt;Rugrats or doug: doug&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;series six: do you&lt;br /&gt;Take a shower everyday?: sometimes, maybe&lt;br /&gt;Have a(any) crush(es)?: yea&lt;br /&gt;Do you think you&apos;ve been in love?: yes&lt;br /&gt;Want to go to college?: yup&lt;br /&gt;Like high school?: it was alright&lt;br /&gt;Want to get married: eventually&lt;br /&gt;Type with your fingers on the right keys?: yea&lt;br /&gt;Believe in yourself?: for the most part&lt;br /&gt;Have any tattoos/where?: nah&lt;br /&gt;Have any piercings/where?: nah&lt;br /&gt;Get motion sickness?: negative&lt;br /&gt;Get along with your parents?: yea, theyre good people&lt;br /&gt;Like thunderstorms?: it makes nature not boring&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;series seven: the future&lt;br /&gt;Age you hope to be married: 25&lt;br /&gt;Number and Names of Children: two or three, Alex, Jasmine, and Kelly…girls named kelly are hot 9 times out of 10&lt;br /&gt;Where do you see yourself at age 20?: 5 months older than I am right now</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2002 02:04:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>so fucking bored</title>
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  <description>i should really stop posting these stupid polls in my livejournal...even though i must admit that to find out my style is doggie style is the fucking shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont really know what i should say, everything is the same.  everything is always the same, nothing ever changes.  not too much anyway, and usually not enough to note.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for all of you who didnt know, i am officially the man at college.  i got 6 extra credit points on my final exam for a project that i didnt do, and got a 100 on my women&apos;s study reading test (but i didnt read the book, i watched the movie).  college cant hold me.  WHAT THEN BITCH?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think im addicted to Black Beauty energy pills.  i took two this morning so i could stay up to study and while i was in class i couldnt stop shaking my legs and i could feel my heart skip beats...but even through all that i still want to take another one right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wish someone would call me right now and suggest something to do because im out of ideas. riiiiiiight........NOW................................NOW!...damnit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok im going to go be bored somewhere else.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2002 14:54:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2002 00:46:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i heard that!</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2002 16:22:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>update</title>
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  <description>yea, i really havent updated this crap in a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;let&apos;s see...&lt;br /&gt;our show on october 5th was fun.  i got us lost because i am magellan.  we played good i guess and sold some cds.  speaking of cds, we just got a whole lot more in so if anyone wants one tell me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we dont have another show until the 25th, so that kind of sucks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont know what to talk about, because nothing has been going on really.  adam is back, its good to see him again and to see that he didnt lose his sense of humor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont know what else, so that will do for now.  huzzah.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2002 00:58:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2002 23:54:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>wow, i really havent updated this in a while.  hmmm, not too much has been going on though.  our show on the 30th was amazing, we played really good i think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;its weird because last night i had a dream that it was the first day of school and i slept through all my classes and then i woke up and was like &quot;phew, thank god school isnt for a while&quot; and then i realized that it started it two days and i said shit and this is one huge run-on sentence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i guess i kind of do want school to start up because most of it is fun, but i kind of dont because i like having all these days when the only thing i have to worry about is work....well not the only thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont know what i want anymore.  im kind of confused with this whole &quot;life&quot; business.  i think its kind of weird that i have to pick what i want to do for the rest of my life.  i dont know, i hate thinking about stuff like this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well school starts wednesday, so ill post with how much it sucked or rocked. peace.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2002 14:54:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>edit : our cd is never coming out.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 19:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>headaches suck dick.  a lot of dick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hate it when i have to go into work at 430 because theres not enough time to go do something so i have to just sit around and wait till its time to go in.  eat shit shop rite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;our cd will be out on the 20th, so everyone should buy it or be shot.  and while youre at it buy woodland&apos;s cd too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;speaking of woodland, i really wanna go on tour with them but i dont think that shop rite with give both me and chris off for august 17th-25th.  because as i said earlier shop rite eats shit.  lots of it.  daily.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont know what else to say.  so im going to go to sleep for a half hour.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2002 20:00:49 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>im bored and i have to go to work.&lt;br /&gt;and for some reason bugs think my car is down the new hot spot.  guess again suckas!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;top 5 things of the moment:&lt;br /&gt;1. the beach video&lt;br /&gt;2. hot dogs&lt;br /&gt;3. mortars&lt;br /&gt;4. lisa neff being torn apart limb from fat limb by sean milligan&lt;br /&gt;5. pepsi blue</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2002 18:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>separated at birth?</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.boomspeed.com/lisaneff/peace.bmp&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DIFFERENCES: Skin color, Glasses to Contacts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SIMILARITY: Same approach to dealing with altercations</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2002 04:35:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.boomspeed.com/lisaneff/ZING2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ATTENTION ALL PARENTS!  It has recently been brought to our attention that there is a kidnapper on the loose.  The napper attracts little kids by dressing up like the lead character in the recently released movie, Shrek.  The Shrek-imposter can be noted by his big jingling silver earings.  Furthermore, the imposter is known for having a red hue to his complexion as compared to the green skin displayed by the true Shrek.  He can also be told apart from the true Shrek by the lack of a talking donkey as a side kick; the kidnapper only has a 96 green Jeep.  Once the kidnapper has the children in his grasp, he aligns them in a circle, puts on some “hard” music, and kicks them in the face.  In closing, lock your doors at night and don’t trust anyone with a “100 Demons” t-shirt.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2002 21:52:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>WELCOME BACK MRS. DOUBTFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2002 04:35:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>tonight wasnt really all that fun besides watching britney spears...but overall, im glad it happened.  it made me realize that i dont really have as many friends as i thought i did.  i use the term &quot;friend&quot; too losely and i am too trusting of people.  i mean, i really dont consider myself that bad of a guy, and i think i treat people i know with a lot of respect and overall that im a good friend.....sorry, person.....to most of the people i know.  i guess i just assumed, wrongfully, that it would be the same way in return.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i dont get how i can stand up for someone all the time, and stand up for their music and defend them to other people and then get ripped apart for making a stupid mistake.  yea its funny, i laughed, but that doesnt mean i wanna hear it every 5 seconds.  my &quot;friends&quot; are like a pack of vultures that circle around a person who is crawling in the desert about to die.  it just goes to show you how some people are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i dont mean to come on here and whine, cas i really dont care what other people think of me.  im just saying, if someone pokes you with a stick once, youd be like &quot;.......ok&quot; but after the 100th time they poked you with it youd just want to take it from them and jab it through their heart sideways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i know, &quot;its just a joke&quot; &quot;learn to take a joke&quot; but thats just not the kind of treatment i expect from people that i call my friends.  i came to the realization that i only have 4 or 5 real good friends that i would trust my life to.  and considering that we hang out in a group of like 75 kids.....thats pretty fucking pathetic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps.  regardless of what you may think, this post pertains to no one in particular.  its just a random statement of my view of the majority of my friends.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2002 05:46:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>1) Full Name: William matthew mahan&lt;br /&gt;2) Name Backward: mailliaw&lt;br /&gt;3) Were you named after anyone? My daddy&lt;br /&gt;4) Does your name mean anything?: it means “the rock” and “protector”…..grrrr, which way to the gym?!&lt;br /&gt;5) Nick Name(s): will, mayhem&lt;br /&gt;6) Screen Name(s): xdeathsxembracex&lt;br /&gt;7) Date Of Birth: march 30, 1983&lt;br /&gt;8) Place of Birth: wilm&lt;br /&gt;9) Nationality: white&lt;br /&gt;10) Current Location: Sherwood park 2, wha what?&lt;br /&gt;11) Sign: yeild&lt;br /&gt;12) Religion: christian&lt;br /&gt;13) Height: 6&apos;4&lt;br /&gt;14) Shoe Size: 13&lt;br /&gt;15) Hair color: brown&lt;br /&gt;17) Eye color: blue/green&lt;br /&gt;18) What do you look like?: someone said Carson daily, but theyre a big fat liar&lt;br /&gt;19) Innie or Outie?: innie&lt;br /&gt;20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: righty&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who Is Your...&lt;br /&gt;22) Best friend(s): chris&lt;br /&gt;23) Best friend you trust more than anyone: chris, Jamie, andrew&lt;br /&gt;24) Best friends {your sex}: steve, sean, chris, Jamie, Andrew, matt, kevy wevy&lt;br /&gt;26) Best Bud(s): yea&lt;br /&gt;27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: lauren&lt;br /&gt;28) Crush: lauren&lt;br /&gt;29) Parent(s): bill and linda&lt;br /&gt;30) Worst Enemy: josh&lt;br /&gt;31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): &lt;br /&gt;32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): &lt;br /&gt;33) Funniest friend: sean&lt;br /&gt;34) Craziest friend: lee&lt;br /&gt;35) Fattest Friend: lauren&lt;br /&gt;36) Loudest Friend: adam&lt;br /&gt;37) Person you cry with: no one&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do You Have...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38) Any sisters: one&lt;br /&gt;39) Any brothers: no&lt;br /&gt;40) Any pets: like 5&lt;br /&gt;41) A Disease: I hope not…&lt;br /&gt;42) A Pager: no&lt;br /&gt;43) A Personal mohawk: no I&apos;m straight&lt;br /&gt;44) A leather jacket with studs on it?: no&lt;br /&gt;45) A heroin needle: no, that would be josh&lt;br /&gt;46) A Pool or hot tub: no&lt;br /&gt;47) A Car: its more than just a car…..&lt;br /&gt;Describe Your...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48) Personality: quiet&lt;br /&gt;49) Driving: I&apos;m a good driver&lt;br /&gt;50) Car or one you want: Subaru impreza 2.5 rs gtr evo VIII&lt;br /&gt;51) Room: small, unchanging since 6th grade&lt;br /&gt;52) Shoes: old and free&lt;br /&gt;53) School: hard&lt;br /&gt;54) Bed: comfortable&lt;br /&gt;55) Relationship with your parent(s): good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do You..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;56) Believe in yourself: yea&lt;br /&gt;57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: I don’t know&lt;br /&gt;58) Consider yourself a good listener: yea&lt;br /&gt;59) Consider yourself a good friend: very&lt;br /&gt;60) Get Along with your parent(s): yup&lt;br /&gt;61) Save your AOL conversations: if its something I want to remember&lt;br /&gt;62) Pray: when I feel like I need to&lt;br /&gt;63) Believe in reincarnation: no&lt;br /&gt;64) Like to make fun of people: I do, but I usually feel bad when I do it (make fun of people that is)&lt;br /&gt;65) Like to talk on the phone: I hate it&lt;br /&gt;66) Like to hangout late: depends on who I&apos;m with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you...&lt;br /&gt;67) Like to drive: yea, but I&apos;m no chris galinskie&lt;br /&gt;68) Get motion sickness: nope&lt;br /&gt;69) Eat the stems of broccoli: I don’t eat rabbit food&lt;br /&gt;70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: no&lt;br /&gt;71) Dream in color: ?&lt;br /&gt;72) Type with your fingers on home row: yea&lt;br /&gt;73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Is/Are/Was...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;74) Right next to you: $1,860&lt;br /&gt;75) On the walls of your room: a sepultura poster&lt;br /&gt;76) On your mouse pad: DELL&lt;br /&gt;77) Your dream car: ford f150 lightning harley Davidson model&lt;br /&gt;78) Your dream date: with the girl I love&lt;br /&gt;79) Your dream honeymoon spot: under covers&lt;br /&gt;80) Your dream husband/wife: whoever I marry&lt;br /&gt;81) Your bedtime: when I get tired&lt;br /&gt;82) Under your bed: school books, monsters&lt;br /&gt;83) The single most important question: would you like the large popcorn chicken meal or the jumbo?&lt;br /&gt;84) Your bad time of the day: when I&apos;m at work&lt;br /&gt;85) Your worst fear(s): dying&lt;br /&gt;86) The weather is like: hot&lt;br /&gt;87) The time?: 1:40 am&lt;br /&gt;88) The date?: June 28th&lt;br /&gt;89) The best trick you ever played on someone: yea, lots&lt;br /&gt;90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: ?&lt;br /&gt;91) Theme Song: meatloaf – I would do anything for love&lt;br /&gt;92) The hardest thing about growing up&quot;: dealing with real fears of life&lt;br /&gt;93) Your funnest experience: lots&lt;br /&gt;94) Your scariest moment: recently&lt;br /&gt;95) The silliest thing you&apos;ve said: anything ive repeated that lee said&lt;br /&gt;97) The scariest thing that&apos;s ever happened while with your friend(s): friends make things seem not scary&lt;br /&gt;98) The worst feeling in the world: not hearing “I love you” back&lt;br /&gt;99) The best feeling in the world: hearing it back</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2002 23:59:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>yea, im bored, being injured sucks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i figured out today that when my girlfriend says &quot;yea, ill come over tomorrow and watch movies with you&quot; she really means &quot;im leaving for anapolis to stay with my friend in an hour&quot;.  so that kinda bummed me out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i spent all day today driving around getting money from people for our beach house.  i shouldnt even have been driving because i was all on percocet.  but if anyone wants to come down for a couple days and stay with us youre welcome to, just throw up like 10 bucks a night if you can, cas i mean we&apos;re paying like 26 a night, its only fair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im really bored right now.  someone call me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i feel like a drug dealer because i got a new cell phone and i have all this cash on me.  i think im hanging out with kevin too much.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2002 22:48:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>yea, im bored, being injured sucks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i figured out today that when my girlfriend says &quot;yea, ill come over tomorrow and watch movies with you&quot; she really means &quot;im leaving for anapolis to stay with my friend in an hour&quot;.  so that kinda bummed me out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i spent all day today driving around getting money from people for our beach house.  i shouldnt even have been driving because i was all on percocet.  but if anyone wants to come down for a couple days and stay with us youre welcome to, just throw up like 10 bucks a night if you can, cas i mean we&apos;re paying like 26 a night, its only fair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im really bored right now.  someone call me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i feel like a drug dealer because i got a new cell phone and i have all this cash on me.  i think im hanging out with kevin too much.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2002 05:05:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>well i got out of surgery like 7 hours ago.  feels sore, but nothing really hurts that much other than my jaw popping while i eat.  i get the results back in 5 days, so im real nervous about that, until then, i have a bottle of percocet to keep me happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it was funny because when i woke up in the recovery room this lady was like &quot;hello, how do you feel?&quot; and i told her &quot;shitty&quot; and she goes &quot;well here&apos;s some morphine to make you feel better&quot;.  i felt like stealing the little bottle of it sticking out of my arm and sell it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im so bored now.  ive been sleeping forever and im still tired but my bed is wet with sweat so i dont feel like laying on it just yet.  there needs to be more people online for me to talk to...although jamie chance is definitely the man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i cant wait to get this fucking thing off so i can be rocking like a hurricane again on the 6th (which is our next show).  so everyone comes, its at kennet with punishment and woodland.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i feel like doing something productive, but i dont know what. so instead im just gonna stare at the computer screen until someone IMs me.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2002 21:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>surgery tomorrow.  im pretty very much extremely nervous.</description>
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